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Anything Under the Sun July 15, 2017

11 Annoying Facebook Statuses

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11 Annoying Facebook Statuses 

1. Posting selfies (in towel)  after taking a bath/shower saying “feeling fresh” with cleavage as the focal point.

2. Burping in your status to show you are (damn) full.

3. Saying “I love you” in your status to your partner you tagged who’s right beside you and your partner commenting “I love you, too.”

4. Saying ‘good morning’, ‘good evening’, ‘good night’, ‘I’m back’ in your status many times a week and worse, everyday.

5. Posting too much selfies (more than 5 a day or even a photo a day) that your friends memorize every angle of your face already even with their eyes closed.

6. Changing your profile picture with an edited picture of yourself many times a month too much that you look so different in person.

7. Expressing anger at someone with a 10-line post and saying “I’m not angry” or “I don’t care” at the end. Are you sure you’re not angry and you didn’t care after that rant?

8. Posting photos of dying patients and asking people for help by “liking” them. If that works, don’t you think all dying patients in the hospital should have their photos uploaded on Facebook?

9. Posting photos of accidents (mostly vehicular) with victims’ blood (or brain) and body parts scattered all over.

10. Posting a photo of a long-haired bearded guy and forcing everyone to type ” Amen”or else something bad will happen to them.

11. #Statuses #with #hashtag #in #every #F* #word #in #it.

You might disagree to this article. This might annoy you, too. Well, “Different strokes for different folks.” What annoys me might interest you. I know there’s a way to avoid this negative feeling. Unfollow. That’s it.

Or if you agree, and you can relate, and thinks this list is not enough, then tell me more.

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The detail “Well, "Different strokes for different folks." What annoys me might interest you.” makes the article feel specific because it points back to annoying Facebook statuses, oversharing, performative romance, and everyday online drama.

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It feels like reading a list while secretly checking which one you have been guilty of.

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The towel selfie with “feeling fresh” deserves its own museum wing of digital confidence.

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